Monday, March 23, 2009

I tried... but Lady Gaga is just too fake to me.





^the hooded swimsuit, been there done that...



mood:skeptical.
feeling:i've seen this shit before.
event:just watched several videos of lady gaga.

sure she has fashion high up on her shoulders, it doesn't make her a respectable human being.if you put rhinestones on a pile of shit, it's still a pile of shit.haha. her style is the over-rated 80's themed spandex tight sequin, glitter speckled, raw crayola colored blazers/swimsuit/tutu dresses are so ugly. and played out. all her movements and beats are stolen from our previous bests. although britney spears isn't a previous best for me, somewhere out there, she is for someone. For example, he beautiful, dirty, rich music video steals fiona apple's sadistic bass notes in the music video criminal. In the video Just Dance, she's relentlessly humping shit, including a floaty in a kiddie pool.
What does that influence young girls around the world to do? hump the shit out of their pool toys!!!thats what!
In love game she's actually having sex and singing about just wanting to fuck. In Poker face, she's not even trying to be fashionable with this giant future fantasma suit in a transparent black, she looks like a weird space cadet. Her moves in love game and in beautiful, dirty, rich are all stolen from famous 80's icons. Lovegame is all about "takin' a ride on a guy's disco stick"!!!
what ever happened to decent music that meant something. none of this wig wearing, fashionista wannabe bimbo shit trying to making a few bucks off of pre-teens that are easily impressed.
it's disgusting.
I mean, if the music videos were more creative and less her in bikini (has she ever heard of pants?!!??!) prancing around while the camera makes horrible screen shots of random shit (and a real cameraman?!?!?!?), then i'd be more inclined in giving her a listen, but c'mon....her lyrics-not so enticing with the fucking and the partying and damn stupid wig.
i'm sorry gaga fans, i just don't see what you're so in to.




^she wears big shades all to time to hide her manish appearance.