Remember the good ol' days when vivenne westwood re-invented punk, there wasn't 13-inch touch screen crappy computers(that can't browse the interweb for shit)lingering around, and spending your whole paycheck on booze & shoes was totally acceptable behavior since you had more money in the bank, overdraw fees? forget it, your bank supported you in every move you made-because you're important, and your loyalty to the bank was important.
Not now.
Seriously, who would want an ipad?
After having a bank account at Chase (formerly Wamu) for so long, you'd think I could get some loyalty on their behalf! Hell no! I, in fact, miss when it was washington mutual, I never had problems with good ol' Wamuuuuuuuuuuuu!
With Chase, I constantly overdraft, most of the time it's not my fault! They do not gives notices or messages when i do overfraft, even though I signed up for a anti-overdraft plan so my debit card can't work if there isn't enough to fit the bill-yet transactions still go through and here i am paying the bank to keep me as a customer! it's bullshit.
The bank always tries some loop hole to take my money every week I deposit my paycheck, I'm done.
Since when is it, that finding a bank is like finding a good man. You have to go through a few bad frogs to get to the real prince! I've heard horrible things about wells fargo & bank of america. Where will I turn? It's not like in relationships-where you can just be single for a while... I have bills to pay!
Last time I was thinking of cheating on my bank with Union Bank, but it was such a small bank and the service was poor and it took to long just so I could ask a question. What bank shall I choose...one of life's many difficult questions such as:
-finding the perfect pair of black heels (you can never have too many black heels!)
-finding a pair of black stockings that are resilient as a baby's ass
-finding foundation that matches your skin tone(that is-if you're in a drug store. it's tough, with the lighting and the shitty breakout-inducing makeup...)
-deciding whether to wear a coat out even though it's spring (it's windy outside!)
